Here is what I want to post on FB
"Dear Facebook Friends - Thank you for posting your endless pictures of flowers, jewelry and candy as well as your love poems to your significant other.
It kind of makes me wonder WTF is wrong with your relationship that you have to boast about it on Facebook?
Seriously, why is it not enough to say thank you and I love you to the person you thank and love? Why must you boast about it - not even to an inner circle of friends and family - but to 500 random people?
Do you need validation that much? Is your husband or boyfriend going to get upset if you don't brag on his behalf? Isn't that kind of sad?
And did you think- at all, just for a second - that it would make all your single friends feel like crap? Did it make you feel better about yourself?